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Nightmare Clients for the Week of April 15th-April 22nd

1. Sebastian Telfair of the Boston Celtics figured that driving 77 mph in a 45 mph zone while carrying a loaded handgun was perfectly fine as long as you are in your hometown [Celtics guard Telfair arrested in NY on gun charge]. 2. Sean Hill of the New York Islanders was suspended 20 games for […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of April 8th-April 15th

1. Michael Waltrip was charged with reckless driving. You would figure someone who drives about 180mph weekly wouldn’t have this sort of problem [Waltrip charged with reckless driving]. 2. Former NFL quarterback, Warren Moon, was arrested for DUI, although his BAC was within the legal limit [Moon arrested in Seattle suburb for drunken driving]. 3. […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of March 25th-April 1st

Before I get to ripping on some players, I have to give my Gator Boys some love for giving UCLA some terrible nightmares last night!  Now onto this past week’s other nightmares. 1. Dexter Reid of the Indianapolis Colts had some weed and a gun in his car when he was pulled over in his […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of March 18th-March 25th

1. Joey Porter, now of the Miami Dolphins, and Levi Jones of the Cincinnati Bengals got into a fist fight in Las Vegas and Porter could get a year in jail (doubtful) stemming from a battery charge [Dolphins’ Porter cited for battery in Vegas casino]. 2. Khalif Barnes of the Jacksonville Jaguars proclaims his distaste […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of March 11th-March 18th

1. Gustavo Chacin of the Toronto Blue Jays must have not realized that Florida’s blood-alcohol content limit is .08, because he logged a .152 and was arrested for DUI [Jays pitcher Chacin arrested, charged with DUI]. 2. Tank Johnson of the Chicago Bears likes to go fishing, but that won’t help him avoid a 120 […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of March 4th-March 11th

1) Ron Artest of the Sacramento Kings was arrested for domestic violence and trying to prevent his wife from notifying the police [Ron Artest Might Have Sneaking In Some Early-Morning Spousal Battery]. 2) Former pitcher, John Rocker and 3B, David Bell are the newest members of the MLB substance abuse club [Two more arraigned in […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of February 25th-March 4th

1) Vladimir Radmanovic of the Los Angeles Lakers went snowboarding during the All-Star break, separated his shoulder, and has now been fined $500,000 (roughly 10% of his 2007 salary) for violating provisions of his contract and subsequently lying about how he got injured [Lakers fine Radmanovic for lying about injury]. 2) Gary Matthews Jr. of […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of February 18th-February 25th

1. Pacman Jones of the Tennessee Titans took a page out of Fat Joe’s book and made it “rain on them hoes” [Pacman Keeps Chomping]. 2. Dominic Rhodes of the Indianapolis Colts got himself a DUI arrest while driving 26 miles over the speed limit [Colts’ Rhodes faces drunken driving charge in Indiana].  Apparently, on […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of February 11th-February 18th

It has been a couple of weeks without Nightmare Clients. But Tim Hardaway insisted that the weekly column return. 1. Former point guard, Tim Hardaway, literally came out on Miami sports radio and said “I hate gay people” in response to John Amaechi’s new book where Amaechi comes out of the closet [Retired NBA star […]

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Nightmare Clients for the Week of January 21st-January 28th

1. Al Unser Jr., two-time Indy 500 winner, has been charged with DUI. This is probably the last thing that I would expect from a motor racing professional [Two-time Indy winner Unser Jr. charged with DUI]. 2. Jonathan Joseph of the Cincinnati Bengals became the ninth Cinci player arrested in as many months after being […]