One client to discuss this week. Finally a bigger name in the NFL gets accused suspended for violating league substance abuse rules, but still gets off comparatively easy on the criticism front. 1. Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers was suspended for 4 games after supposedly violating the NFL’s steroids policy [Sources: Chargers’ Merriman […]
Category: Nightmare Clients of the Week
1. Juan Uribe of the Chicago White Sox felt that a couple of people who got too close to his jeep needed to be shot [Juan Uribe Is Sensitive About His Jeep]. He claims that he is innocent and being blamed because of his prominent stature as a MLB player [Uribe denies involvement in shooting, […]
1. Lawrence Phillips, former NFL running back, tried to run over some people, and ended up injuring three [Lawrence Phillips convicted of assault, facing 20 years]. Who doesn’t try to run over kids when they rudely try to join a friendly football game? [No coach ever solved Lawrence Phillips]. 2. Steve Foley of the San […]
1. Terrence Kiel of the San Diego Chargers was arrested for shipping a codeine type of cough syrup called “lean” and may be missing some future games [You Can Leon On Him]. 2. Albert Haynesworth of the Tennessee Titans received a 5 game suspension after stepping on another player’s head [Titans’ Haynesworth gets five-game suspension]. […]
It has been rather quiet on the nightmare client front for the past 2 weeks. That definitely changed this week… 1. Odell Thurman of the Cincinnati Bengals has become the 6th Bengal arrested this year after getting pulled over for a DUI. Tack a year-long suspension on top of his current 4 game suspension for […]
Sorry for the lack of posts as of late. I was on vacation in Orlando and I have 4 tests this week alone. I will still try to get as much as possible out in the meantime. It is always a pleasant surprise to see no nightmare clients of the week. In fact, Chris Henry, […]
1. John Welbourn, formerly of the Kansas City Chiefs, has been suspended for 6 weeks after violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy for the second time of his life. The suspension has been levied after Welbourn had retired from the league, and now he wants back in [Retired Welbourn suspended for violating drug policy]. 2. […]
1. Latrell Sprewell may be charged with sexual assault after trying to choke a 21 year old woman [Sprewell Is Apparently Obsessed With This Choking Thing]. 2. Dave Meggett (one of my favorite NFL players while growing up) is being charged for raping a former girlfriend [Former RB Meggett charged in rape of former girlfriend].
1. Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones of the Tennessee Titans got into a fight at a nightclub and was arrested on charges of assault and felony vandalism after damaging the club owner’s $4,000 necklace [‘Pacman’ Jones arrested; Winslow II enters plea]. Slow week for professionals violating the law. Nice to see no Cincinnati Bengals in the news! […]
1. Koren Robinson of the Minnesota Vikings figured that his BMW was immune to the radar gun. He gets busted going 100+mph in a 55mph zone and fleeing police…oh yea, and two counts of DWI (or DUI as we call it in the Sunshine State of Florida) [Vikings’ Robinson charged with DWI, felony fleeing]. He […]