Nightmare Clients coming to you a little early this week due to my most-likely inability to reach a computer in Arizona. Even if I were able to access a computer, the gibberish probably would not make sense. If any athletes/broadcasters/coaches/etc mess up between now and Sunday, feel free to add it in the comments section.
1. Jake Peavy of the San Diego Padres was apparently arrested for displaying disorderly conduct after double parking [Padres’ Peavy arrested on disorderly conduct charge]. He must have really thrown a shit-fit.
2. Sticking with San Diego, sportscaster Jim Lampley was arrested for possibly beating his wife [Jim Lampley MADE YOU!]
3. Jared Allen of the Kansas City Chiefs becomes the next football player to be convicted of DUI…but this guy topped it off by getting charged twice in the span of a year [Chiefs DE Allen gets jail time for DUI].
4. Travis Taylor of the Minnesota Vikings does not like letting ambulances through his his path when he loses a football game on New Years. But getting tasered and written up for disorderly conduct is exactly what you want on your record going into free-agency…right? [Vikings’ Taylor calls arrest ‘misunderstanding’]