In an effort to focus on more important issues and shorten the amount of time that it takes readers to look over “nightmare client…” posts, I have decided to only give snippets of stories and if you are interested in learning more about each event, follow the external links.
1. Dale Davis of the Detroit Pistons resists arrest and assaults a law enforcement officer. He proceeds to get tasered [Remember: Dale’s The One Who’s Always In Trouble]. On an interesting note, Davis’s agent goes by the name of Chubby Wells [Pistons’ Davis arrested, shocked with stun gun]
2. Barrett Brooks of the Pittsburgh Steelers was charged for reckless driving, speeding, and fleeing the scene [Steelers + Motorcycles = Bad News]
3. Eric Steinback of the Cincinnati Criminals…oops, Bengals…was charged with boating under the influence, or what I like to call BUI [Steinbach the fifth Bengal to be arrested this year].
Can’t wait for a week where I do not mention the Cincinnati Bengals.
[tags]dale davis, barrett brooks, eric steinback[/tags]