Throw this one under nightmare of clients, or should I say coaches. The word fine is always associated with Maria Sharapova, but this time it’s for the wrong reason. Maria was fined $2,000 for illegal coaching from the sideline by her father during her quarter final match at the Australian Open. I’m sure that Maria […]
1. This week, Kwame Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers takes the cake! He stole a man’s $190 birthday cake and subsequently threw it at him [Brown won’t be prosecuted in cake heist]. At least he won’t be prosecuted!
1. Junior Seau of the New England Patriots is being sued for throwing drinks at women and yelling things that I definitely would not say to my mother [Junior Seau, Paragon Of Taste And Virtue]. And that’s all folks!
Nightmare Clients coming to you a little early this week due to my most-likely inability to reach a computer in Arizona. Even if I were able to access a computer, the gibberish probably would not make sense. If any athletes/broadcasters/coaches/etc mess up between now and Sunday, feel free to add it in the comments section. […]
Special 2 week edition of Nightmare Clients after not having access to a computer last Sunday. Here we go… 1) Marcus Vick of the Miami Dolphins may have had sexual relations with a 15-year old girl while he was playing for Virginia Tech and he is being accused of sexual battery on a minor, fraud, […]
Just got back from Atlanta in time to watch the Florida Gators get the bid to play in the National Championship. I will definitely do my best to get my hands on a ticket or two! Here are your nightmare clients: 1. Michael Vick of the Atlanta Falcons flicked off some fans and was fined […]
1. Kengshill Scheider Pujols of the minor league Vero Beach Dodgers is being charged for drug possession after being caught with 130 bags of crack. He has been released from the team [Dodgers Release Crack Smuggling Minor Leaguer]. 2. Antonio Bryant of the San Fransisco 49ers was arrested for DUI and resisting arrest, but at […]
1. Fred Weary of the Houston Texans was tasered while resisting arrest in a traffic stop for not having a front license plate [Texans OL Weary tasered, arrested after traffic stop]. With all these football players getting tasered, you may think it’s painless. Eh…on second thought: [Taser Guns Video].
1. Marcus Coleman, formerly of the Dallas Cowboys (released yesterday), was arrested for driving under the influence after serving a 4 game suspension for substance abuse [Cowboys cut ties with DB Coleman after DWI arrest]. 2. Khalif Barnes of the Jacksonville Jaguars was also arrested for DUI, but was only suspended for today’s game against […]
Slow week for nightmare clients = good week for agents. 1. Guillermo Mota, formerly of the New York Mets, will be suspended for the first 50 games of the 2007 season [Drug violation nets Mets pitcher Mota 50-game ban]. He has filed for free agency, but his agent, Adam Katz, says that Mota intends to […]