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Steroids For Your Eyes

Using Tommy John’s surgery to strengthen your pitch even though you didn’t really tear your elbow ligament? You’re so old school! Okay…in all honesty, one would have to be crazy to go under the knife when it was not necessary, and apparently it’s the rehabilitation, not the actual surgery, that makes your pitch harder.

Anyway, that is all besides the point. There are new legal performance enhancers for baseball players that you may be interested in learning about. Don’t get too excited now. These won’t make your arms any bigger, but they may make your eyes stronger.

  • Enhanced Ocular Devices

Carlos Beltran can tell you a little bit about this technical machine. His agent included one in his current contract with the New York Mets [20/20 vision? You might just be batting average]. Instead of waiting for Beltran to explain its mechanics, let me tell you that this type of tennis ball machine pitch tennis balls up to 155mph. By trying to read small markings places on the tennis balls as they whiz by, one is supposed to gain focus and concentration, which applies to the plate.

  • Amber-Tinted Contact Lenses

Brian Roberts and A.J. Pierzynski can model this line of accessory. The lenses are supposed to reduce glare and make the ball look clearer. Roberts had a lot of success after he began to use the lenses, but that could be a correlational relationship instead of causal.

I did not even mention laser eye surgery (Lasik), because I feel that it is only warrented if you need it to fix a certain vision problem. It should not be used to get 20/10 vision if you already have 20/20 vision.

There is also always the option of using eye strengthening exercises that have been specifically developed to increase a player’s focus. There is no right way to go, but if you are a player or an agent, you should at least know what is on the market.

-Darren Heitner

By Darren Heitner

Darren Adam Heitner, Esq., is a preeminent sports attorney and the founder of Heitner Legal, P.L.L.C., a Fort Lauderdale-based law firm specializing in sports law, contract negotiations, intellectual property, and arbitration. He earned his Juris Doctor from the University of Florida Levin College of Law in 2010 and a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science, magna cum laude, from the University of Florida in 2007, where he was named Valedictorian of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences. Admitted to practice in the state bars of Florida, New York, and the District of Columbia, as well as multiple federal courts, Darren also serves as a certified arbitrator with the American Arbitration Association.

As an adjunct professor, Darren imparts his expertise through teaching Sports Law at the University of Florida Levin College of Law and Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) at the University of Miami School of Law in the Entertainment, Arts, and Sports Law LL.M. program. His scholarly contributions include authoring several books published by the American Bar Association, such as How to Play the Game: What Every Sports Attorney Needs to Know, and numerous articles in prominent publications like Forbes, Inc. Magazine, and Above the Law. His thought leadership in NIL has earned him recognition as one of the foremost experts by The Wall Street Journal, USA TODAY, and On3, and he has been lauded as a “power player in NIL deals” by Action Network and a “top sports trademark attorney” by Sportico.

Darren’s passion for sports law led him to establish Sports Agent Blog on December 31, 2005, initially titled “I Want To Be A Sports Agent.” The platform, created as a New Year’s resolution, has grown into a cornerstone of the sports agency community, offering in-depth analysis of industry trends, legal disputes, and agent-player dynamics. His commitment to the field is further evidenced by his representation of numerous athletes and sports agents, as well as his prior role as an Adjunct Professor at Indiana University Bloomington, where he developed and taught a course on Sport Agency Management from 2011 to 2014.

Darren’s contributions have been recognized with prestigious honors, including the University of Florida’s 40 Under 40 Award, the University of Florida Levin College of Law’s Outstanding Young Alumnus Award, and designation as the best lawyer in Fort Lauderdale by Fort Lauderdale Magazine. He remains an active voice in the sports law community, sharing insights through his weekly NIL newsletter and his X posts, engaging a broad audience on legal developments in sports.