“Kobe tell me how my a** taste” Tell me how my a** taste? If I was Kobe I would be calling on a ghost writer such as (Mad) Skillz to come and destroy Shaq’s rap career (again). Shaquille is playing the marketing game and I applaud his attempt, but why is Shaq snitching on himself because of how Kobe snitched? Kobe and Shaq were teammates when the entire Kobe case in Colorado and the alleged Shaq pay-offs were being discussed in the media. it now seems obvious that Shaq (I will never call him B.I.G. for obvious reasons) wants to revive the rivalry and generate some revenue via jersey sales, ticket sales, and the like.
Let’s take a poll, was Shaq drunk? High? Angry at not making the finals? Executing an excellent marketing strategy? Or just trying to revitalize his rap career? Please share your thoughts because this crap publicity stunt still does not make sense to me.
Below are some of the memorable lines from Shaq’s nightclub freestyle:
“I’m a horse. Kobe ratted me out that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
“He said Shaq gave a [woman] a mil. I don’t do that ’cause my name’s Shaquille.”
“I love ’em, I don’t leave ’em. I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ’em.”